Like Having A Lifetime Of Unlimited Wishes If Your Only Wish Is "Open My Garage"
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desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!
Imagine an all-powerful genie that devoted his life to opening your garage door.
Like, really imagine it. You're walking on the beach and you trip over a bottle. A magical fast-talking blue-skinned genie flies out and says I AM YOURS TO COMMAND O MIGHTY ONE and your first wish is... open my garage? C'mon. C'MON. That's not what you'd choose if you really had three wishes.
But if you had a little machine to open your garage for you? That'd probably make you feel pretty cool. And that's what this machine is for.
You know, in case that situation ever comes up.