Wax On, Woot-Off
The size says "perfect for kids!" The fun says "How about you let me take this to the office tomorrow, okay?"
We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)