Time for summer junking.
A tutor isn't going to help your TV learn algebra. You can explain constants, variables and exponents to it over and over again until your face turns blue. It's just never going to get it. But what it does get is full 1080p High Definition and exceptionally vibrant true-to-life pictures. So tell all those other TV parents to put that in their pipes and smoke it.
Spring cleaning is over, and that means it's time for summer cluttering. You've never heard of summer cluttering? Here's the idea: You buy a bunch of stuff to scatter throughout your home. It's simple!
Maybe you're thinking "But Woot, I don't have any space in my home that needs cluttering." Sure you do! How about the top of your fridge -- wouldn't it be nice to clutter that with some random kitchenware? Or how about your pristine home office? Imagine what it would be like with more stuff all over the place.