"An ounce of performance (socks) is worth a pound of promises." - (Almost) Mae West
"...Swaa-neeee, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old Swa-neee..."
All I wanted was some performance socks. I really wish I'd paid more attention to exactly what kind of "performance" I was buying.
"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f..."
I was just looking for comfort, blister protection, and moisture management. I should've gotten some Injinji Performance Socks. But these other socks I bought, they won't shut up. They never stop "performing".
"...With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand..."
It's driving me out of my mind. Help me. Help me, Injinji Performance Socks.
"...I have always depended on the kindness of strangers..."
Worst of all, every time I try to show other people how my socks can perform, they refuse to do it.
"...Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gaaaal..."