INVICTA Men's Specialty Watch

by wootbot


Going out on the town wearing your INVICTA? Make sure you know what the colors mean...

Your Invicta Men's Specialty Watch tells the world you appreciate Japanese quartz movement and you're savvy about spending your watch budget. But they also say something else, depending on the color:

Orange means "I sometimes use the heavy syrup from canned peaches as a cocktail mixer."

Blue means "I watch Craig Ferguson muted on one TV, with the sound from Jimmy Fallon playing on another TV."

Red means "I have accidentally taken photos of my private parts while checking Instagram at a urinal."

Yellow means "I get through work meetings by ranking the other participants in order of who would survive longest in a Hunger Games-type scenario."