by wootbot

Size Doesn't Matter

It's not the size of your TV that matters. It's how you use it.

Don't panic. We see you eyeing these JVC 1080p TVs nervously. Relax! We'll keep the size you order totally confidential. You can order the screen that's right for you and we'll ship it confidentially to your home so you can satisfy your lover tonight with full 1080p HD and over 2 million pixels with razor sharp clarity.

You're beautiful no matter what. You don't need anyone judging you for the size of your screen! So choose in the privacy of your own home without fear of scornful laughter or embarrassed grimaces. Go forth bold, confident, and sedentary!