Klipsch Noise Canceling Headphones

by wootbot


Ha ha, Dad. But these Klipsch Noise Canceling Headphones do NOT make all my music disappear!

I'll have you know that the music of the fall of isn't at ALL like that music I used to listen to back in in summer. Okay, sure, maybe you did have a point about that classical accordion dubstep I was into right after 10th Grade ended, but that was a lifetime ago! Now I'm a 11th grader! We listen to reggaeton synth-pop witch house! And THAT'S what I'm listening to on these headphones right now!

Plus, I look cool, and the over-ear headset doesn't get in the way of my dancing. That's right, dancing! I don't care if it is a 19/16 time signature, that's just how kids like me are workin' it today! Haven't you ever heard of a little thing called the new Miley Cyrus album???

Anyway, I'm just glad that the active noise-cancelling is enough to keep me from hearing your old man jokes. Like, you know, THE FIRST NIRVANA ALBUM??? Aw, wait, Dad... are you crying? Aw, man, I didn't mean to make you sad. C'mon, sit down. I'll get you your Jane's Addiction t-shirt and you can use my headphones to listen to the KLF.