LeakFrog 2-Pack

by Wootbot

“Rock, don’t ya find me pretty no more? Don’t I make you happy?”

“Happy? Only thing makes a man happy in this place is a Leakfrog 2 Pack.”

“Oh, Rock, come to bed. Look, I bought this pretty thing just for you. Don’t you wanna see me in it?”

“All I wanna see is a new bottle on this heah table. Them Leakfrogs is scratch resistant. You scratch resistant, Margie? You got a plastic housing?”

“Lord knows I tried, Rock. I tried so many times for you.”

“But you didn’t, did ya? You ain’t a success. Not like the Leakfrog 2 Pack. You know how many units we sell in a year? And each one runs on three AAA batteries. Sets off an alarm, too. Any water comes up, any water from any source at all, even just 1/32 of an inch, and it lets a man know. You can trust a Leakfrog 2 Pack, Margie. It keeps promises.”

“1/32 of an inch is pretty shallow, Rock. Almost as shallow as those ragamuffins you used to play football with. You know, I bet half of them didn’t do nothin’ with their lives.”

“You shut yuh mouth, Margie! You don’t know a blessed thing about football! We were gladiators, Margie! You could trust a man like you can trust an activated Leakfrog to emit an alarm for up to 48 hours or until turned off by the user!”

“Rock… I didn’t mean no harm, I was just…”

“You was just runnin’ yuh mouth, Margie! You want some statistics? How about this, how about 40% of all property damage is done by water!”

“No, Rock!”

“How about… how about 70% of toxic mold is caused by leaks or plumbing failures?”

“No, Rock! I’ll scream, I swear it, I’ll scream!”

“How about this, Margie, how about this one? One in every three insurance claims are for water damage, something the Leakfrog 2 Pack can warn a homeowner about!”

“Rock, oh Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock. What’s become of us, Rock?”

“What’s become of you, Margie? I’m the same person I always was. Maybe I just figured out what’s important.”

“What’s that, Rock? Just a bottle? I’m second best to a bottle? Rock… can’t you love me like you used to love me?”

“Just get out, Margie. Just get out and leave the Leakfrog 2 Pack. That’s all that matters now.”

Warranty: One year


  • Scratch resistant plastic housing - lasts for years
  • For wood, carpet, tile, metal, concrete surfaces
  • Test button
  • Floats on deep puddles
  • Runs on 3 AAA batteries (included)
  • Water as shallow as 1/32" will trigger the LeakFrog's alarm
  • Emits a loud alarm when water is detected
  • Alarm duration: 48 hours (or until turned off by user)
Did you know:
  • 40% of all property damage is caused by water
  • 70% of toxic mold is caused by water leaks and plumbing failures
  • 1 of 3 insurance claims is for water damage
  • 63% of all statistics are made up on the spot (not these, of course)
LeakFrog can detect water leaks from any water source:
  • Toilets
  • Tubs
  • Sinks
  • Dishwashers
  • Refrigerators
  • A/C Drip Pans
  • Wet Bars
  • Hot Tubs
  • Washing Machines
  • Your drunk college buddy, Flounder