Woot-Libs: A [half-drunk on cough syrup] Woot-Off!
They want a watch. They want a little friend. They want LEGO. Seriously, this is like three gifts in one. They're gonna have to take out the trash for a MONTH.
Remember that game you played as a kid (that we're not able to name directly for trademark reasons) where you'd fill in the blanks with nouns and adjectives and stuff? For this Woot-Off we're asking you, our loyal denizens, to help us write a bunch of upcoming writeups in a similar fashion. Play along here!