What's the biggest growing field? Watching people! If your child can stare at a big TV, your child can work for the government.
Imagine, if you will, the day your child comes home and says MOM AND OR DAD, I GOT A GREAT JOB! Benefits, raises, security, you'd be thrilled. That's the kind of job you dream of your child enjoying! And that's the kind of job your child can find if you start them out watching a nice, big, quality LG TV.
Face it, no matter how we all feel, the future is going to be under constant observation. And that means a steady, constant need for quality people who know how to tell Person A from Person B at a glance! Even a super-computer can't replace the nit-picking eyes of a obsessed human being. Could a computer tell how Captain Pike's color design changed between The Cage and The Menagerie? But millions of humans could know that at a GLANCE!
When your child stares into a 1080p HD screen, they won't just be seeing amazing colors and clarity, they'll be filling their minds with the rules and details that a true observer needs to know. Those minor numbers and tiny details that profilers love but computers just can't see. Do they say Frak? Galactica fan! Do they say Smeg? Red Dwarf fan! Would a computer know that? Of course not! And yet, it's an instant clue to who a person truly, truly is.
So get your child one of these two TVs, and let them learn to play it like an instrument. Then, one day, maybe they'll be the ones behind all the hidden cameras! Won't you be proud ever time the jack-booted thugs kick down your door and place you under arrest?
"Look up there, officer! Behind that lens! That's my boy! And that's the LG TV he learned on! Ow! Ow! I'm not resisting! I'm not resisting!"