Wax On, Woot-Off
If you're a child of the 80s... well, we can't say his name, or we'd get sued. But, you know, purple, right? This mouse will make you feel like you're a on the back of a motorcycle, or maybe a red Corvette. Oops. Maybe we've said too much already.
We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)