On Black Friday evening - when the shopping bags are full, the credit cards are maxxed out, and the minor contusions and lacerations are treated - it's time to gather round for a hearty, traditional Black Friday dinner. The secret to Black Friday entertaining is simple:
- Prepare some delicious dishes according to the recipes in Mom's recipe file, a popular magazine, or on a can of sliced beef tongue.
- Dye some of the food black.
- Serve with ugly dishes, unsettling dolls, and barf bags and/or buckets.
Just look at how a splash of black food coloring can bring your Black Friday cuisine to life! Mmm, dusky!