Time for summer junking.
We were going to make a joke about this, but South Park already did it.
Spring cleaning is over. Now it's time for summer cluttering. Never heard of it? It's simple: you just buy a bunch of stuff to scatter around your home! Maybe you say "But Woot, I don't have any space that needs cluttering." How about the top of your fridge? Or your pristine home office? Imagine how great it would be with more stuff all over the place!