Till Catdom Come
Our plans have been foiled again!
"What's that, Commander Whiskers?"
Our plans to take over the human headquarters and turn this house into our mighty catdom. They might as well be over.
The humans have invented this blasted Neato XV-21 Pet & Allergy Robotic Vacuum. With it, our intricate plot to fill their carpets with hair and allergens so that they would be forced to leave is now over. OVER!
"Because of a vacuum?"
You better believe it, Private Hairball. This vacuum is no laughing matter. With its special filter, it retains more than three time the amount of fine dust as standard filters, and its bristle and blade brush helps pick up pet hair and dander. Against it, we have no chance. The humans now have the upper hand!
"So we're done with our quest?"
We are. We are, indeed.
"Hmph. Well, we could just take a crap on their sofa instead."
Yes. Let's do that.