Onkyo 5.1CH 3D-Ready Home Theater System

by wootbot


Why a home theater? Because if you try to listen to Spotify at the local multiplex, they'll kick you out. But at home? Nobody cares what you do!

Make a list of what you want in life. #1 might be sound quality, #2 might be Internet radio, #3 might be a way to listen to your iPod through a front-side USB port, and maybe #4 is six HDMI ports and a way to hear TV audio through a receiver. Or maybe we got those numbers all wrong, and you really just want to make the neighbors jealous. Or maybe you just want to listen to Spandau Ballet in Dolby. Hey, don't make fun, they're underrated geniuses.

Whatever your list looks like, we know two things for sure. First, we won't ever see that list, so we're just sort of making stuff up here. And second, the Onkyo 5.1CH 3D-Ready Home Theater System will meet all the needs of the things on your list that have to do with sound. Like, if you have "#8 - learn how to fly a spaceship" on your list, the Onkyo 5.1CH 3D-Ready Home Theater System won't help with that. It just won't. And that's not Onkyo's fault, it's yours. Put a little thought into your list next time.

Anywho, we were talking about good sound. And if you want it, this Onkyo Home Theater is juuuust right for all your home theater needs. In fact, you can even control it via iPhone or Android phone so you don't even need to get up off the couch! Wouldn't that be great? Especially if your list says "#16 - Never get off the couch again" down at the bottom.

And hey, just FYI, give Spandau Ballet another chance. Maybe the included speakers and subwoofer will help you finally appreciate their genius.