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LONDON (UPI) -- The day-old son of Prince William and his wife, Kate Middleton, was born with the heaviest birth weight of any future British monarch in generations: 8 pounds, 6 ounces.
The royal spokesperson says that doctors who refer to the future king as "Henry The Weight" face immediate imprisonment in the Tower of London.
SAN DIEGO (UPI) -- Director Joss Whedon said at San Diego Comic-Con the sequel to 2012's "The Avengers" blockbuster will be called "Avengers: Age of Ultron."
Insiders hint the movie takes place inside a sports bar, leading many to believe that Ultron's age will be at least 21.
WASHINGTON, July 10 (UPI) -- An unmanned drone carried out the first drone arrested landing on a modern aircraft carrier when it landed on the USS George H.W. Bush, the U.S. Navy said.
The drone is now being kept in a hanger the end of a undisclosed street, only referred to as "the highway to the danger drone."
LOS ANGELES (UPI) -- Los Angeles police said they have named rapper Kanye West a suspect in an attempted robbery after he allegedly tried to take a camera from a paparazzo.
Sources close to West say the rapper was simply taking part in a more physical version of the time-honored music tradition of sampling.