Wax On, Woot-Off
If you share a set with your boss, you could totally listen in to see what kind of a raise you're getting. Just don't get caught, or you probably won't get any kind of raise.
We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)