Philips 3D Wi-Fi Blu-ray Home Theater

by wootbot

Home "Theater"

It's not a whole movie theater in your house. And that's a good thing.

With this home theater system, you're well on your way to having a movie theater in your home. In fact, all you need is the POPCORN!

Actually, you probably need a lot more than popcorn. For example, you'd need a projector and a screen. And enough seats for at least 60 people. Also, you'd probably need a parking lot, a ticket booth, a concession stand, and several employees.

Then you gotta get into the whole issue of inspections, keeping your certificates up to date, etc. Not to mention there's all the complications with getting the films shipped to you, keeping up with box office trends, scheduling screenings.

Look, all we got here is really just a Full HD 3D Blu-ray player and some speakers that provide Dolby TrueHD and DTS-HD sound. It's nothing to scoff at, sure, but it's NOT a movie theater! And, honestly, that's a good thing! Movie theaters are complicated! YOU DON'T WANT A WHOLE ONE! YOU JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO WATCH MOVIES AT HOME WITHOUT SACRIFICING TOO MUCH QUALITY! IT'S THAT SIMPLE, OKAY?!

Anyway, what were we talking about?