The End (of Retail Price) is Nigh!
Watch your dog at home while you're at work, or watch the rivers turn red with the blood of the damned. Your choice!
If you believe a certain contorted interpretation of Mayan mythology, the world is going to end this December 21. Our Armagedd-Off 2012 Woot-Off will not only prep you for the big day - it'll keep you occupied hunting for special "trading cards" in some sales. What? You got something better to do with your last days?