Heavens to Murgatroyd
You'll be overjoyed with this Polaroid Android!
"Hey Lloyd, how do you (shake shake shake) get the picture to (shake shake shake) appear on this Polaroid tablet (shake shake shake)?"
"Stop! Stop shaking it, Floyd! It'll be destroyed and the warranty will be void!"
"Don't get so annoyed! It's a Polaroid!"
"Man, shaking Polaroids went out with 'avoid the Noid'. This Polaroid is an Android tablet."
"How can this Polaroid Android be employed, Lloyd?"
"You can search the web for Freud or rhomboids. Or watch videos of asteroids or Oil Can Boyd."
"Can I find out which steroids will help my hemorrhoids, Floyd?"
"Yes. And I deploy it to enjoy my favorite Radiohead song: 'Karma Police'."