Polk Audio In-Ear ANC Headphones

by wootbot

Likely Story

Your Honor, if it pleases the court, I'd like to enter into evidence "Exhibit A" ... these Polk Audio In-Ear Headphones.

"Mr. Gemalto, could you please tell the court where you were the night of your wife's kidnapping?"

I was at home in bed. Asleep.

"So what you're saying is, three men smashed a brick through a window in your home, stormed down the hallway in combat boots, broke down your bedroom door, bound, gagged and abducted your wife WHO HAD BEEN LAYING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, and you didn't hear a thing?"

Like I said, I was wearing my Polk Audio In-Ear Active Noise Canceling Headphones. It's ultra-high performance sound in a headphone with focused details, full fidelity and deep bass.

"Mr. Gemalto. Do you really expect us to believe that?"

I know! I didn't believe it at first either. But the Passive Isolation Technology of the sealed ear-canal design really does minimize outside distractions and boost bass response.

"I am not talking about your lightweight and durable aluminum and carbon fiber headphones!"

Oh. Right.

"I am referring to your statement that you didn't hear a single thing as your wife was being snatched from her bed. How do you explain that?"

Smart-sensing UltraFocus headphones. That's how. As exterior noise levels increase, their frequency response changes to tune them out.

"Mr. Gemalto. Do you often wear headphones to bed at night?"

Oh yeah. Always. Sheila is a … I mean, WAS a snorer.