Pyrex Easy Grab 19-Piece Bake Set

by wootbot

Big Night

It doesn't matter what the party is, this Pyrex Easy Grab 19-Piece Bake Set will help you impress the guests.

Hey, thanks for inviting me to this party! I went out and found a Pyrex Easy Grab 19-Piece Bake Set so I could bring some food. Maybe I went a bit overboard, but it's like my dear sainted mother always used to say: nobody ever said no to a 9.5" Pie Plate full of potato salad! So, should I put this down by the freak-out room or near the DJ booth?

Boy, I never thought I'd get invited to a party like this! Is that a glow-in-the-dark trapeze up there? I bet that's good exercise for those two women covered in body paint. They'll be REALLY hungry when they finally get down, probably. Here, I'll just leave this 3 Quart Oblong Dish of mac and cheese by the ladder so they'll find it.

And I gotta say, that DJ, right? I don't know half of these songs but they sure sound ... well, exactly the same. Truthfully, I bet I could do his job. Just today, I had one hand stirring in my 1 Quart Mixing Bowl and the other hand stirring in my 2.5 Quart Mixing Bowl and I thought to myself, "Self, if these were records, you'd be a millionaire!" And then I laughed, because, to me, a nice 8" Square Dish of brownies is worth more than all the money in the world. I SAID ALL THE MONEY. IN THE WORLD. MAYBE WE CAN JUST GO STAND SOMEWHERE ELSE?

Whew, that's better. You know, I think I saw Paul Rudd back there by the trapeze. What a night! Oh, wow, is this what they call a chill-out room? Do you smell something kinda funny? Hey, you know, I bet these kids would love a nice 1.5 Quart Loaf Dish full of banana bread. Good thing I've still got one with me. Maybe I'll set it next to this autographed picture of ?uestlove where they'll be able to find it super easy. Then it's just you and me and these four 10 Ounce Custard Cups! What a nice way to spend an evening, huh?

Say, are we going to get any little paper hats? As far as I'm concerned, it's not a party without paper hats. HEY! ARE YOU PAUL RUDD? AND EVEN IF YOU AREN'T, DO YOU HAVE ANY LITTLE PAPER HATS?