Ray-Ban Polarized Sunglasses

by wootbot

Sunglasses make you look cool, cause they shield your eyes from uncoolness!

I'm not "technically" a "scientist" but I can tell you with absolute "certainty" that these glasses will make you the "coolest" person around. They possess "great powers" and will work with any shape "face" for "maximum cool points". Now, this might not make "logical" "sense", but you should still "give us your money" because these sunglasses are "cool".