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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Hey Look At This, We're Adding Reviews!

by The Prime Minister Of Phase One

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

A few of you might be seeing something exciting later today. That something will look something like this:

 

 

If you're lucky enough to be part of PHASE ONE you'll be seeing some Amazon reviews appearing under your products. The reviews are designed to help you, the customer, learn more about the product we are selling. We all find it terribly exciting.

PHASE ONE participants are encouraged to post in this thread about how much they love our developers or how many broken reviews they see, depending on how PHASE ONE goes.

If you're not in PHASE ONE, be brave. You're still special to us. Keep a stiff upper lip. Keep calm and something on. Because PHASE TWO expands your way later in the week and we expect you'll notice those reviews sooner instead of later.

Questions? Comments? Bored? Post in the thread comments below and see what happens next! We don't fully know either, PHASE ONE is quite mysterious.