The time to prepare for summer is the winter. That seems like a paradox, but it's not.
When's the best time to put on a sweater? Right before you're freezing. What's the best time to turn on the AC? Right before it gets too hot! So don't act like the right time to get some fans is after you're already suffering in the burst of warm weather we all know will eventually arrive. The time to get some fans is NOW.
Then and only then can you be comfortable while everyone else is freaking out and rushing to buy fans. And that's when you'll get to gloat. And what's more cool than gloating?
Only these fans. Only these fans.