Yeah, we see you over there, Galaxy Samsung Tablet. So just wipe that smug look off your screen already.
"I'm just saying, I think it's a little full of itself."
Are you serious?
"Just look at the way it talks! Very grandiose. REVOLUTIONARY S Pen. BLAZING quad-core speed. Discover and CONTROL TV programming."
It's an inanimate electronic device! How can it have an ego?
"You see. That's exactly what it wants you to think. So cool. So casual. 'Oh hi, I'm the Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1. It's nice to meet you. Yeah, I've got a built-in microSDHC card slot that supports up to 32GB of extra storage, no big deal.' Psh. It's not fooling me."
I think you're being a little unfair.
"Oh am I? Do you know what it said to me?"
Nothing, because it can't talk.
"It said, 'Don't forget the toilet paper, Phil.' I know there's an insult in there somewhere. I just haven't worked it out yet."
Um, pretty sure that was just a reminder from your wife to stop by the store. See, you can use the S Pen to create handwritten notes.
"Well. Isn't that convenient. I'M ON TO YOU, SAMSUNG GALAXY!"