Schwinn Airdyne Upright Stationary Bike

by wootbot

Pedal Pedal Pedal

All you need is one'a these and a green screen.

Imagine biking down the Alps. Imagine biking across the Pacific Ocean. Imagine biking through the rain forest. Imagine biking on THE MOON. All these adventures can be yours with a Schwinn Airdyne and a green screen (green screen sold separately).

The synchronized motion of the Schwinn means the harder you pedal, the more resistance you'll get! So you can control the workout level. Do you want the experience of steering a pedal-boat across dolphin-filled waters? Do you want the experience of pedaling through a sandstorm in Saudi Arabia? THESE EXPERIENCES COULD BOTH SORT OF BE YOURS DEPENDING ON HOW HARD YOU PEDAL AND WHAT YOU PUT UP ON YOUR GREEN SCREEN.

And if you'd prefer to just eat a candy bar and watch reruns of The Simpsons while you give your legs a workout, well, it takes all kinds.