Screaming Woot Monkey

by wootbot

The End (of Retail Price) is Nigh!

Lure in mutant monkeys with the irresistible mating call. Then harvest their glowing brains to power your BrainBuggy.

If you believe a certain contorted interpretation of Mayan mythology, the world is going to end this December 21. Our Armagedd-Off 2012 Woot-Off will not only prep you for the big day - it'll keep you occupied hunting for special "trading cards" in some sales. What? You got something better to do with your last days?