SOLE F63 Treadmill

by wootbot

Walk On By (In Place)

Where do you get soul? From walking mean streets. What do you get if you want to walk somewhere besides the streets? That's right. Sole.

One treadmill? Man, don't you know anything about treadmill gangs? They always bring their friends and they never walk alone. Except, of course, when they're quietly exercising in front of the TV. And even then, they look tough.

The F63 treadmill has been called "simply the best" by those in the know. And they'd better. Because anyone who mouths off to the F63 is gonna get walked towards. Not over, because it is a treadmill, and treadmills don't actually move. You know that, right? Even though the F63 inclines up to 15% and delivers speeds up to 10 MPH it won't actually let you jog around the room. Only in place. That's what a treadmills all about.

But don't for a second think that means the F63 is a pushover. Was Riff in West Side Story a pushover? He stayed in one little area of Manhattan protecting what was his through the magic of dance, but woe betide anyone who tried to take it from him.

That's the power of an F63. The power of the mean streets. Except, you know, in your own apartment where you don't actually have to deal with being danced at by gang members. You don't want to get mixed up in that. Just put on your Glee DVDs and imagine.