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There Can Be Only Pun: Cat Christmas Carols

by Sean Adams

It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Cat Christmas Carols!

Tis the season to spread some cheer. And what better way than by going out caroling? But here's the thing: I don't just want to sing to people; I want my Christmas Carols to go viral, which means I need them to be about cats. Here's what I've come up with so far:

  • All I Want For Christmas Is Mew
  • The Litter Drummer Boy
  • Santa Claws is Coming to Town

But if doing this every week has taught me anything it's that you guys are better at puns than I am. So please, post your cat carols in the comments and I'll pick my favorite in a few weeks (skipping next week for the holiday).

Last week's winner (rock and roll kids' books):Fun with Dick and Jane's Addiction, from user weisserteufel (who had a heck of a time getting that one past our filters; sorry about that!).

Other Favorites: Horton Hears the Guess Who from ambergreen; The Loraxl Rose from ralfe1; and UPoop2 (a companion to Everybody Poops) by master punster, SQUITODE…

Photo by flickr user twid, used under a Creative Commons License.