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There Can Be Only Pun: Monkey Businesses

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have a problem. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Monkey Businesses!

In honor of Mortimer's In Charge happening over on Facebook, we're looking for monkey businesses. Take a company, add some monkey-related stuff. You got yourself a pun! Check out these examples:

  • PriMacy's
  • ConGoDaddy
  • I(throw)BM

Fun stuff, right? Well, go ahead! Post your own below. But be aware, this week and this week only, if we get more than 50 responses to this post on Facebook (will be starting the thread 10 pacific time), we'll have a Woot-Off tomorrow!


  1. Moss doesn't gather on a rolling scone (McFortner)
  2. You Are What You Wheat (lichme)
  3. A Penia saved, is a Penia earned (marklwood)