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There Can Be Only Pun: Star Bores

by Amy Nance

The only thing we hate more than real official Star Wars merchandise selling out in seconds is real dumb people all up in our programming 24/7. But we're not ones to complain without offering possible solutions, so let's do some Star Wars/Reality TV mash-ups to shop around Hollywood.

A few examples:

  • Keeping Up With The Calrissians
  • Tatooine Nightmares
  • Real Housewives of Naboo
 

Do your best, and we'll post our favorites next week. Speaking of which ...

The best from last time (Number Two-Player)

  • Turds With Friends (lichme)
  • Dook Poopum (cobera399)
  • Castlestrainia (drudo)