Cy-burrr! These prices are so LOW!
For veggies, for meats, for fish, for pastas, and, when nobody's looking, for that popcorn kernel you just found under the couch. Hey, whatever, we've all done it.
Take a break from typing sweet nothings into a chat room and take advantage of these low Cyber Monday prices! It's almost like you're cybering with our inventory… but wait, no, sorry. Forget we said that. That's terrible. Oh jeez, we feel really, really bad!