Like young America making the Louisiana Purchase, or the core My Little Ponies officially admitting the Cutie Mark Crusaders into their sisterhood, today Woot more than doubles its territory in one bold stroke! We're launching no less than 11 new sites today, each focused like a laser on a particular niche of today's ecommerce retail online shopping marketplace of today.
Of course, this daring thrust raises questions. What's the big idea? Is this a historic day or an historic day? And most important, can we really offer a wide enough variety of deals to justify so many new categories? Check out today's deals on all the new sites for the emphatic answer to that question…
Drill.Woot: Rockwell Oscillating Tool Kit (37 or 72 pieces)
OK, so it's not exactly a drill. But it's got a cord and a bunch of little interchangeable parts and it makes noise, so close enough. Available in 37-piece or 72-piece kits.
Woot Screw & Nut: Rockwell Oscillating Tool Kit (37 or 72 pieces)
You home-improvement "nuts" won't be "screwed" the next time you need to cut wood, thin metal, plastic, fiberglass, masonry, cement board, or vinyl siding! Take your pick of kits with either 37 or 72 pieces.
Sawdust.Woot: Rockwell Oscillating Tool Kit (37 or 72 pieces)
Why buy sawdust when you can make your own? The Rockwell Oscillating Tool Kit will keep you well-stocked all the year round, rain or shine (wood not included). 37-piece or 72-piece kits available.
Trowel.Woot: Rockwell Oscillating Tool Kit (37 or 72 pieces)
We're this close to closing a bunch of awesome trowel deals. So we threw this up there until then. Your choice of 37- or 72-piece kits.
Plunger.Woot: Rockwell Oscillating Tool Kit (37 or 72 pieces)
The perfect tool for unclogging even the most stubborn pipes, assuming every other tool on the planet has disappeared. 37-piece or 72-piece: choose the kit that's right for you.
Patio.Woot: Rockwell Oscillating Tool Kit (37 or 72 pieces)
You'll be the talk of the block this summer when you have the neighbors over for a rousing game of Cut-the-Fiberglass! With both 37-piece and 72-piece kits, the fun just never stops cutting.
Woot Folding Ladder: Rockwell Oscillating Tool Kit (37 or 72 pieces)
Climb up on your folding ladder with this versatile, durable oscillating tool! Offered in kits of two sizes (37-piece and 72-piece).
Woot Stepladder: Rockwell Oscillating Tool Kit (37 or 72 pieces)
Climb up on your stepladder with this versatile, durable oscillating tool! Offered in kits of two sizes (37-piece and 72-piece).
BBQ.Woot: Rockwell Oscillating Tool Kit (37 or 72 pieces)
Pulled pork? Yawn. All the cool BBQ people nowadays are into something cooler: sanded pork! Tie on your bib and choose from 37-piece or 72-piece kits.
Fertilizer.Woot: Rockwell Oscillating Tool Kit (37 or 72 pieces)
Green thumb tip: bury the Rockwell Oscillating Tool approximately six inches below the surface of your vegetable garden. Rich, robust produce will start growing there in just 150 years! Choose the kit that's right for your garden: "Postage Stamp" (37 pieces) or "Back Forty" (72 pieces).
Woot Tools & Garden: Rockwell Oscillating Tool Kit (37 or 72 pieces)
The Rockwell Oscillating Tool Kit cuts wood, thin metal, plastic, fiberglass, masonry, cement board, and vinyl siding, with a rugged but lightweight magnesium alloy gear housing and soft, ergonomic grip promising years of use. Available in 37-piece or 72-piece kits. For real.
is your head spinning like ours are? Then you're either excited about all these new sites, or you should probably have your surroundings checked for carbon trioxide, a colorless, odorless gas known as the "Virtually Nonexistent Killer". Either way, a future full of discount fun awaits in the new universe of Woot sites! We just hope tomorrow will be one-eleventh as exciting!