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The Human Body Owner's Manual: 0 - 6 Months

by Randall Cleveland

Congratulations on the instance of random chance that led to your particular consciousness inhabiting this particular physical vessel! As the proud new owner of a Human Body™ (v1.2.1) your questions about the operation, maintenance, and features of your new body will be answered in this instruction manual.

This portion of the manual will cover the first six months of operation (or "life").



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