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You can't spell "iPhone" without you! ...wait
I mean, I put the I in iphone... no, I had nothing to do with the development of this technology... There must be an inspirational quote in here somewhere... i is for you, bettering your life with this tech. P is for perspicacity, the shrewdness of the Apple corp. h is for hail, hailing S. Jobs for his marketing genius. o is for oh, I can't believe I'm only at o. n is for nondisclosure, preventing me from tell you that the new iPhone will [REDACTED]. e is for energy and those oh-so-reliable iPhone betteries! There, we made it, together!