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Cooking show host: "Contestants, your task today was to cook a three course meal using all six sauces of the Wild Thymes Condiment Sampler. What have you prepared? Dan, we'll start with you."
Dan: "Today I have prepared an emulsion of the blended primary ingredients"
Cooking show host: "You mean a soup?"
Cooking show host: "You poured all the ingredients in a bowl and mixed them?"
Jason: "Blended them, yes"
Cooking show host: "Wow, that looks awful."