All the fine taste and thrills of a competitive cooking show!
It's a Gournet Woot-Off!
Think about this for a sec: you can get MEAT in the MAIL.
It's time to stop drinking your wine from rinsed out mustard jars
Protein! In chip form! Your tummy won't know what healhiness you're jamming in it!
It's so fancy... Don't fill it with rotgut, ya cheapo!!!
HI I'M A BROOK HERE'S SOME CHEESE WHY ARE YOU COVERING YOUR EARS
It's truly all-purpose, so use it for break fluid!* (*Don't really do that.)
Take a jittery stroll down Taylor Lane...