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TaylorSwiftsHaircut wrote:We did the market research on this, and it turns out that the baby goats would be too expensive to ship...
Went to visit a goat farmer last week. He didn't answer the door. I heard a bunch of noises like someone was being hurt. I ran around to the barn and the farmer walked out, gloved hands covered in blood. He said "Sorry for the delay, I was just cutting up the bodies." I was completely shocked. Then he reached behind him, picked up a baby goat and said "Haha! Nah, I was just kidding."
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