My wife got her first Big ol' Cornucopia! She is not nearly the fanatic as I am, nor does she have the time/patience/diligence/motivation/etc to even attempt a woot off crap.
But just like Marty knew exactly when lightning would strike the clock tower, I told her where and when crap would arrive.
And while I manned the xmas monkey bread, she f5'd faster than the fastest of elves.
Thanks Woot for more future disappointment.