In my 10+ years as a Wooter, this is definitely the heaviest crap I've accomplished and the most...let's call it, "unique".
Here's the haul:
1 - Classic Band of Conspirators crap bag
1 - "Best Ribbon Wearer" ribbon (which is already hanging on my desk at work)
1 - Blue paper fan ("String included" whoo!)
1 - Itty bitty cutting board
1 - Package of 2 Stanley Utility Hinges. I appreciate this one because having them in my tool box will guarantee that I will never need them.
1 - Pac-it Fresh food storage container. Hey, you can never have too much tupperware (no, really, you should see my tupperware cabinet. On second thought, no, you shouldn't)
1 - Package of Super Mario Santa cards
1 - Set of 50 LED mini-lights
1 - Boston Bruins Christmas tree (or Hanukkah bush if you prefer) ornament.
1 - 12 Volt Power Outlet (I don't even know if my car has an old-fashioned cigarette lighter style outlet anymore. But, sure, word)
1 - Set of pool floaties (Hey, I have 3 nieces all 3 years old and under. They'll get use!)
Ok, now the really weird/cool crap
1 - Laura Ferrero CD (I work at a radio station and we were all perplexed. None of us are familiar with this artist. Sorry!)
1 - "Butter & Chocolate" cookbook (anyone want to come over and cook for this afraid of anything having to do with ingredients guy?)
1 - Trashy, trashy looking harlequin novel, "Falling in Love" (Maybe to read while I'm microwaving another sad bachelor dinner!)
1 - "The Language of Flowers" coloring book (Again, kids in the family, cool beans).
1 - Little Stinker Teardrop Lure (This one actually made me LOL. When I got the box, I said to a co-worker, "good lord! Is this thing full of fishing weights or something??")
1 - Perfect size for me Shirt Woot hoodie!
1 - Topstyler by In Style hair system of some kind of another (where a lot of the weight came from)
1 - Air Hogs Connect Augmented Reality Mission Drone (I mean look, this thing has terrible reviews on Amazon, but I love gadgets, so it'll get use!)
1 - Rubber children's Batman mask with some weird substance on the package (A co-worker has already found a home for it)
A truly, truly confounding haul. Thanks, Woot!