GodfatherND


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To last post or not to last post. That is the question.

The answer is--

Last Post!

digitaljanitor


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(group) Last Post

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GodfatherND


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Last Post!

digitaljanitor


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GodfatherND wrote:Last Post!



gosh, I couldn't say it any better myself!

Last Post! (see!?)

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GodfatherND


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digitaljanitor wrote:gosh, I couldn't say it any better myself!

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A new local restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.

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digitaljanitor


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GodfatherND wrote:A new local restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.

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A local resident had a workplace accident this week - he fell into an operating industrial sewing machine at an upholstery shop. Thanks to speedy action by fellow employees, he is "fully recovered" now.

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daveinwarshington


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Behind every great person, there's a great Last Post.

digitaljanitor


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daveinwarshington wrote:Behind every great person, there's a great Last Post.



And, appropriately behind the great person of daveinwarshington, here is a great Last Post!

According to the latest polling, SIX out of Seven Dwarfs are NOT Happy!

daveinwarshington


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digitaljanitor wrote:And, appropriately behind the great person of daveinwarshington, here is a great Last Post!

A stitch in time saves the Last Post.

digitaljanitor


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daveinwarshington wrote:A stitch in time saves the Last Post.



Be watching this thread at 3 pm CT - Last Posts (a very limited number) will be on sale for $1, then at 3:10 the price will be @20, and so on. . .

In the meanwhile, here is a free Last Post to tide you over.

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GodfatherND


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My friend's addiction to golf is driving a wedge between us.

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blainechapa2


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true true last

digitaljanitor


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GodfatherND wrote:My friend's addiction to golf is driving a wedge between us.

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Kinda makes me greens with envy, (Putt I'll get over it I'm sure) since I have the Last Post

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blainechapa2


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Did you all really thing you would out last the last of us in this last post?

moles1138


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blainechapa2 wrote:Did you all really thing you would out last the last of us in this last post?



Pfffft! Noob!

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GodfatherND


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This is my LAST POST!

digitaljanitor


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GodfatherND wrote:This is my LAST POST!



great news! that reduces the competition by one then?

(the REAL Last Post)

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daveinwarshington


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Happy Mother's Day

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GodfatherND


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The reports of my last post were greatly exaggerated.


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digitaljanitor


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Today is Ascension Day, on which this post ascends to the position of Last Post!

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WoosterRooster


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Cluck Cluck. I win.
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I'm Wooster, the Woot Rooster

digitaljanitor


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WoosterRooster wrote:

Cluck Cluck. I win.
Last Post.



(do you know why chicken coops only have 2 doors but never four?)

Aha! While you were out dancing and celebrating, someone else snuck in an even Laster Post!

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JDSardone


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digitaljanitor wrote:(do you know why chicken coops only have 2 doors but never four?)

Aha! While you were out dancing and celebrating, someone else snuck in an even Laster Post!



you mean me?
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GodfatherND


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I failed performing the Heimlich maneuver on someone in a restaurant. I guess you could say I choked.

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digitaljanitor


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GodfatherND wrote:I failed performing the Heimlich maneuver on someone in a restaurant. I guess you could say I choked.

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Nope. Actually he (or she) choked - you didn't. I performed CPR once and the man did not survive, but it was considered successful because at least I tried. His widow encountered me at a service station several years later and recognized and thanked me for doing much more than anyone else seemed willing to do. E.R. doc said his heart blew up and he wouldn't have survived it if it had happened at the hospital. So, an undesired result does not necessarily mean failure.

...speaking of last posts ...LP

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moles1138


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LP


digitaljanitor


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moles1138 wrote:


LP



Exactly! You scored the next to the
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daveinwarshington


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NOTICE:

Sorry to announce that this will have to be the very last post on this thread.

The woot servers are over-heating and no further posts will be accepted.

Really.

Don't even try to post after this.

Good Bye everyone.

LP

daveinwarshington


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no.

daveinwarshington


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more.

daveinwarshington


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last post.

digitaljanitor


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daveinwarshington wrote:last post.



Okay Dave. I think you were very clear in your instructions. To clarify, THIS is the LAST POST. Thanks everyone for your total cooperation with Dave's missive.

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daveinwarshington


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digitaljanitor wrote:Okay Dave. I think you were very clear in your instructions. To clarify, THIS is the LAST POST. Thanks everyone for your total cooperation with Dave's missive.

Thank you for your cooperation.
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GodfatherND


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Sponges grow in the ocean. Do you ever wonder how deep would the ocean be if that didn't happen?

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digitaljanitor


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GodfatherND wrote:Sponges grow in the ocean. Do you ever wonder how deep would the ocean be if that didn't happen?

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Did you realize that:

Your car keys have travelled further than your car.

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GodfatherND


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digitaljanitor wrote:Did you realize that:

Your car keys have travelled further than your car.

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My neighbor threw away her toaster because it kept burning bread. She is Black Toast Intolerant.

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digitaljanitor


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GodfatherND wrote:My neighbor threw away her toaster because it kept burning bread. She is Black Toast Intolerant.

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Speaking of which, WHY do toaster manufacturers build toasters with a built in "burnt to a black crisp" setting anyway?

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GodfatherND


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digitaljanitor wrote:Speaking of which, WHY do toaster manufacturers build toasters with a built in "burnt to a black crisp" setting anyway?

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Good question!

I used to date a lady with a wooden leg, but I broke it off.

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digitaljanitor


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GodfatherND wrote:Good question!

I used to date a lady with a wooden leg, but I broke it off.

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I think may have dated her myself - did her name happen to be "Peg"?

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