xxooss


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you know Quake would wipe the floor with Qusp.

narquespamley wrote:Quisp, of course.



DrunkOnTheWind


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Of course, Tony! He just starred in "Life of Pi." He's like L.L. Cool J. Dude writes, "Momma Said Knock You Out" and then years later, some assclown breaks into his house and LL cold cocks him. You step to Tony the Tiger and it's your @$$!

Don't read this.

FryeGuy93


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Three words....

Boo Berry b#%*hes!!!!

He's protoplasmic and nigh indestructible.

FryeGuy

yehudahgriffin


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BooBerry would sooo kick Tony the Tigers tail!

narquespamley


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jlsulli2 wrote:Another vote for Quisp. He's an alien and has access to all that cool technology. Also a bit ironic that we have to hit the "post" button to save these.... ;-)



Exactly, Quisp had a ray gun. One shot and Tony the Tiger is Toast.

And, yes, I do remember Quake as well. He was pretty strong, but still more or less human. Ray gun wins again.

When I went to college, we had Quisp wars, literally to see who could eat the most Quisp. Everybody won.

jalexson


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Ogg the caveman (don't remember the exact cereal but it was some cocoa flavored variation)

edit: That's Ogg as in Kellogg's Cocoa Krispies

hot72chev


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narquespamley wrote:Exactly, Quisp had a ray gun. One shot and Tony the Tiger is Toast.

And, yes, I do remember Quake as well. He was pretty strong, but still more or less human. Ray gun wins again.

When I went to college, we had Quisp wars, literally to see who could eat the most Quisp. Everybody won.



My brother and I used to fight all the time over who was better, Quisp or Quake. (I always chose Quisp). Can you still buy it in some parts of the country? I haven't seen it in many years.

x5
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

kevinphelps1


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amg06f wrote:You have a guy (Cap'n Crunch) with a naval fleet at his disposal. I don't care how GRRRRREAT! he is, one tiger can't down an entire naval fleet; cats hate water.



...and cinnamon

cappo


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camel589 wrote:Doug Flutie with his Flutie Flakes would kick everyone's behind



My friend still has one of those boxes in his room.


cappo


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megabite6d9 wrote:http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/capn-crunch-not-a-captain-may-be-french/captncrunch/
He's no captain!



If he's in charge of a ship, he's a Captain, no matter his rank.

(Also it could be a cheap uniform and a stripe fell off.)


galcohen


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this is a no brainer, count chocula is invincible. Tony the Tiger cant handle that!

dufferesp


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No one beats Sonny when he goes Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. End of discussion. Thanks for playing.

roadster92


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megabite6d9 wrote:http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/capn-crunch-not-a-captain-may-be-french/captncrunch/
He's no captain!



It may be possible he is from the French army, or maybe the Romanian armed forces. Both of which who wear 3 stripes and captaining a vessel would in turn be both a captain as well as the captain of the ship. Also noted that the Romanian armed forces have a similar dress uniform. Just an observation.

Oh, and Tony would still win anyways between the two. Still think Mario and Link would conquer though. Just sayin'

RV617


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Hello! End of discussion.

jalexson


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narquespamley wrote:Exactly, Quisp had a ray gun. One shot and Tony the Tiger is Toast.

And, yes, I do remember Quake as well. He was pretty strong, but still more or less human. Ray gun wins again.

When I went to college, we had Quisp wars, literally to see who could eat the most Quisp. Everybody won.



I actually got my Dad to mail in 2 box tops and a check for 50 cents for a Quisp Ray Gun . . . it shot puffs of talcum powder (for about 2 days until it ran out of powder and I got caught trying to reload with some of my Mom's)


jonebgd098


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Frankenberry. How do you kill a guy who is already dead?

jabberwok


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Sorry, Krinkles has the Stephen King creepy-clown factor down cold!


Moueska


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Y'all are crazy. Jolly Green Giant trumps all.

/notacereal

junior53


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moles1138 wrote:But he can't fight during the day.
Unless...he drinks Lilith's blood.



Or he wears the Gem of Amara

darraghr


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Let me state the obvious. Cap'n Crunch is a pirate. Pirates are some crazy dudes. This one climbed the pirate ranks all the way to Cap'n. You don't do that by wearing a scarf around your neck or begging kids for a taste of their cereal. Y'all should recall your votes.

ROGETRAY


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darraghr wrote:Let me state the obvious. Cap'n Crunch is a pirate. Pirates are some crazy dudes. This one climbed the pirate ranks all the way to Cap'n. You don't do that by wearing a scarf around your neck or begging kids for a taste of their cereal. Y'all should recall your votes.



This one is the winner. FO SHO.

salanth


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amg06f wrote:You have a guy (Cap'n Crunch) with a naval fleet at his disposal. I don't care how GRRRRREAT! he is, one tiger can't down an entire naval fleet; cats hate water.



Tigers aren't just any cat. They love water!

labellamorte


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Toucan son of Sam.

HomerTime


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darraghr wrote:Let me state the obvious. Cap'n Crunch is a pirate.


It isn't obvious, because it is flat out wrong. Cap'n Crunch is *not* a pirate.

tonerrefillstore


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Here is the end of the conversation. BOOBERRY!!

He's already dead. So any Rick Roll, living attempt to kill him would utterly fail. He would eventually wear all others to the point of exhaustion and eventually organ failure....thus winning