Twas after an ode to crap, it was evening and it sure was dark throughout. I was browsing about my email. Scrolling along; while bound to the mouse! I was suddenly startled with doubt and fear, as I read even faster the ode to crap letter. Much to my delight, my heart was really pounding. After ALL my Big ol' Cornucopia is really on its way. I have my hopes and dreams in that box. Surely it won't be late but, just in the nick of time for Saint Nick. Much to my joy; rather than dismay, I am dreaming of my box arrival. I can't wait to shake it and try to guess what's inside! Does it rattle,or is it loud or is it quiet? Perhaps it is soft or is it hard? Maybe it is fuzzy or smooth. Will it be light and glisten over the snow? Perhaps it will be heavy leaving a trail behind of where nobody knows? But rest assured, my heart will be over flowing with glee, once my Big ol' Cornucopia is finally here with me! I followed the link and it lead me to here. Be assured I will be able to find my way back! Yes, I'll be back!
Just one brat!
Tis the day of my ode to crap! It has arrived.... my Big ol' Cornucopia is finally here!!! I am so excited!..... HOLY CRAP!!!..... As I sit here with glee, gazing upon all my finds! I love my Big ol' Cornucopia!!! Thank you WOOT!!! You are the best! Just in case you can't quite make it out I have the items listed below.
Crap Woot.com bag, glass bottle with case, coco phone, Hunten outdoors trail cam, Byrobot drone fighters drive kit main body not included, green squishy change purse, an attention tsa luggage tag, my boom wireless speaker, a USB desk fan, and a snow glow Elsa from frozen that lights up, sings, and talks.