You've been my buddy for over 8 years now. You used to be cool to hang with. You always found me great deals and got them to me quickly and always let me know where my stuff was until it got here. But since you've hooked up with that amazon you seem distracted and aloof.
There are still great deals but when I ask you where my stuff is or when it will be here you always say "it's coming, don't worry 'bout it".
Now I know you can tell things are different since the amazon came into your life. And you try to make excuses but both you and I know she has changed you.
Wait....I'm getting a text.....it's from your amazon.
Oh,,yeah,,, Something else I have to tell you.....she's been finding me deals too.
I hope you don't mind. But, she even texts me about when they are coming and doesn't say "it's coming, don't worry 'bout it". I actually get a link to see where it is.
You'd think some of that would rub off on you, but it hasn't.
You've changed, and she's not doing you much good. I miss the old woot.