Hang on as I lead you through the journey of:
This is a good one! It weighed in at an incredible 5.14 lb. & was carefully packed with only the highest quality CRAP!
I'll start with the really nice and useful woot "MY CRAP" backpack thing. This is so useful that I can't list all the uses here!
Next, and it's really a nice item for a B0C, is this really great FRENCH PRESS coffee maker. It arrived in perfect condition & my wife has already wrapped it up for Christmas re-gifting (we have one already). I don't think you need to be or even speak French to use this.
Then, we come to a wonderful item. This doohickey plugs into your cell phone so you can talk ever-so-better and easier! I'll have to use it only while in fine restaurants and special occasions.
Woot surprised me with what is probably the most entertaining and wonderful game on the planet Earth. It's called "FACT OR CRAP DARE", and just having the word CRAP in the name kicks it up a level or two. WOW!
A orange semi-transparent Microsoft Office DRINK CUP WITH STRAW! This baby has all the features that most cups have and all the options! The lid securely screws on and everything!
A THING! This thing has arms I think and is soft and thingy. WOW! USEFUL!
A CRAP-RUBBER DUCK! This rubber duck is all you'd expect from a rubber duck AND IT SQUEAKS WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT! It also appears to have crap-for-brains. Nice!
Here. Chevy shows off the CRAP DUCK and the THING:
It keeps going! Next in the Wonderful Crap Box was a very useful pair of OVEN GLOVES. I really do use these while running the smoker or the grill. Super useful!
A COIN PURSE! Wait, this ain't no ordinary coin purse. This sucker has ALL THE OPTIONS & FEATURES OF HIGH-END COIN PURSES! It is from deep in the Orient, probably an exotic tropical location. It's made from a special material that appears to be waterproof kinda and it snaps securely closed (like a bank vault). Ya want to keep wet coins? HERE YA GO! ...and its GREEN!
I got STICKERS & LUGGAGE TAGS!!!
I've frequently considered taking up bee-keeping. I've also considered taking those bees on vacation with me. WHAT TO DO? I needed a tag to let customs know that yes, there are angry bees in my luggage.
I've also frequently forgotten the name of that site what also sells shirts. What was it? Wirt Shoot? Now, I look at the sticker to see the name of the best shirt-seller on the planet! SHIRT WOOT!
We're off to see the Wizard, the wonder wizard of Oz.
I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too...
Poppies will make them sleep...
There's a theme here because... next... I... got... a...
2016 WIZARD OF OZ CALENDAR! OH!!! MY!!! GOODNESS!!!
This sucker has great action photos from the ACTUAL MOVIE!
And it's perfectly useful again in the years 2044, 2072, and 2112. HANDY!
Also, a BONUS with the calendar was a POSTER. What kind of poster you ask (those still reading this crap)?
A WIZARD OF OZ FULL SIZE POSTER (beer for scale)
Then, ANOTHER POSTER!!! This is the grooviest and far-outiest poster on the planet EARTH. TRIPPY DOG POSTER!! Can you dig it?
There's more! A BEER KOOZY! This is a woot-shirt design and actually pretty darn cool! Woo Hooo! No more hot beer!Also
Also, an out-of-focus IPhone6 glass cover! This would protect the screen on those fancy-schmancy Iphones I assume!!
We have come almost to the end of our CRAP JOURNEY. The next item is unbelievable. Astounding. Awesome. Beautiful. Gosh-darn neat-o.
It's a hand KNITTED CAP! This cap has absolutely no tags or identifying features except it's groovyness. It has two presumably to be MONKEY HEADS EACH DANGLING TWO BANANA-TYPE THINGS!
It's one-size-fits-all-shelties and Jetta was just so eager to show it off (she's hiding her excitement):
Of course Chevy got into the act:
Well, that's all of it. No Texas air. No letter, but I've already gotten a letter & never expect another one.