PemberDucky wrote:
sorry! pulled another boner there.

Am I doing this right? ^^

bluetuba wrote:Am I doing this right?

(and yes. you got it.)

inkycatz wrote:We were issued whole boxes of pokey sticks.

Best job swag EVAH!

djauhay wrote:Is it thick and stiff or soft and thin?

GSimmons01 wrote: Quite a few shirts were ruined by a neighbor's bras.

grayj79 wrote:Over 200 inches

MERRY CHRISTMAS PEMBERDUCKY!!

inkycatz wrote:Now that's what I like to see first thing in my morning: KITTY!

mplarkin wrote:Who doesn't love an ergonomic hole in the bottom? These should sell like hotcakes!

chris22 wrote:Go Crusty!

jawsuser wrote:We just have wind.

turkey will do that

Iceback wrote:turkey will do that

Who had turkey? I thought beans were the noisy food.

KtCallista wrote:
10-15" expected here tonight

I might have seen that movie...

dontwantaname wrote:I wonder when mine will come?

dontwantaname wrote:Porn star? I was surprised that the guy was small

plese to stop discussing your conquests kthnx bye.

throgmar wrote:turns one magic power hole into three

pooflady wrote:Ha!...I'd say about 2-3 inches so far.

dontwantaname wrote:Good news, I do have a bladder infection!

sometimes i wonder what it's like to hang around normal people.

no1 wrote:sometimes i wonder what it's like to hang around normal people.

Umm, yeah. I was wondering what that "bladder training" detailed, but was too afraid to ask.

no1 wrote:sometimes i wonder what it's like to hang around normal people.

Normal is overrated... it's the off ones that make life interesting.

taternuggets wrote:They still do it, it just seems to be not quite as frequent.

are we talking about parents again?

dontwantaname wrote:Why is it always me you quote??????

not true!

dontwantaname wrote:Why is it always me you quote??????

he has a crush on you.

PemberDucky wrote:he has a crush on you.

we'll always have paris.

no1 wrote:we'll always have paris.

Is that from the movie with Marlon Brando and butter?

pooflady wrote:Is that from the movie with Marlon Brando and butter?

You're thinking of "Last Tango in Paris." He's quoting "Casablanca."

no1 wrote:oh man, my brackets already look like crap.

taternuggets wrote:My guess is the size is more important than the position.

pooflady wrote: Mine is more firm.

dontwantaname wrote:I think I am entitled to get my apron plowed for free

no1 wrote:regardless, you should put it in the random quotes thread.

hot72chev wrote:Virginia in the bullseye.

briannanoob wrote:When I didn't have a boyfriend, I sometimes turned it on just so that I can rub against it. And if I'm really having a dry spell, I'd sit on it and let it vibrate me to The Promised Land.

My God, this is the Internet distilled into one forum.

ThunderThighs wrote:PWA has a loose standard.

Thanks for understanding.

Because no one likes a whore with tight standards.

ThunderThighs wrote:

He tries.

kenney9226 wrote:I SWEAR ... oprah IS SOMEHOW WORTHY OF YOUR ATTENTION AND INTEREST.

... THE TRUTH.

I WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!

kind regards,

Kenny

FrostByte wrote:I'm in for the first time.