+ Add a Comment

bluetuba


 quality posts: 60 Private Messages bluetuba
PemberDucky wrote:
sorry! pulled another boner there.



Am I doing this right? ^^

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

PemberDucky


 quality posts: 42 Private Messages PemberDucky

Staff

bluetuba wrote:Am I doing this right?




(and yes. you got it.)


-----------------------------------------------
Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

Mavyn


 quality posts: 24 Private Messages Mavyn
inkycatz wrote:We were issued whole boxes of pokey sticks.



Best job swag EVAH!

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

bluetuba


 quality posts: 60 Private Messages bluetuba
djauhay wrote:Is it thick and stiff or soft and thin?



"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

Mavyn


 quality posts: 24 Private Messages Mavyn
GSimmons01 wrote: Quite a few shirts were ruined by a neighbor's bras.
My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

PemberDucky


 quality posts: 42 Private Messages PemberDucky

Staff

grayj79 wrote:Over 200 inches



-----------------------------------------------
Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

kenney9226


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226



MERRY CHRISTMAS PEMBERDUCKY!!

Quality Post!

dougall


 quality posts: 15 Private Messages dougall
inkycatz wrote:Now that's what I like to see first thing in my morning: KITTY!

noslensj


 quality posts: 54 Private Messages noslensj
mplarkin wrote:Who doesn't love an ergonomic hole in the bottom? These should sell like hotcakes!

kenney9226


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226
chris22 wrote:Go Crusty!


Quality Post!

Iceback


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages Iceback
jawsuser wrote:We just have wind.


turkey will do that

In the end only kindness matters

jawsuser


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages jawsuser
Iceback wrote:turkey will do that



Who had turkey? I thought beans were the noisy food.

Iceback


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages Iceback
KtCallista wrote:
10-15" expected here tonight


I might have seen that movie...

In the end only kindness matters

lesgroper


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages lesgroper
dontwantaname wrote:I wonder when mine will come?


no1


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
dontwantaname wrote:Porn star? I was surprised that the guy was small



plese to stop discussing your conquests kthnx bye.


pandemonium remix long sleeve hoodie zip dance of the fireflies

pitamuffin


 quality posts: 13 Private Messages pitamuffin
throgmar wrote:turns one magic power hole into three

PemberDucky


 quality posts: 42 Private Messages PemberDucky

Staff

pooflady wrote:Ha!...I'd say about 2-3 inches so far.

-----------------------------------------------
Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

no1


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
dontwantaname wrote:Good news, I do have a bladder infection!



sometimes i wonder what it's like to hang around normal people.


pandemonium remix long sleeve hoodie zip dance of the fireflies

lplady


 quality posts: 2 Private Messages lplady
no1 wrote:sometimes i wonder what it's like to hang around normal people.



Umm, yeah. I was wondering what that "bladder training" detailed, but was too afraid to ask.

norcalbecca


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages norcalbecca
no1 wrote:sometimes i wonder what it's like to hang around normal people.



Normal is overrated... it's the off ones that make life interesting.

no1


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
taternuggets wrote:They still do it, it just seems to be not quite as frequent.



are we talking about parents again?


pandemonium remix long sleeve hoodie zip dance of the fireflies

dontwantaname


 quality posts: 14 Private Messages dontwantaname

Volunteer Moderator

no1 wrote:sometimes i wonder what it's like to hang around normal people.



Why is it always me you quote??????

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
dontwantaname wrote:Why is it always me you quote??????



not true!


pandemonium remix long sleeve hoodie zip dance of the fireflies

PemberDucky


 quality posts: 42 Private Messages PemberDucky

Staff

dontwantaname wrote:Why is it always me you quote??????



he has a crush on you.


-----------------------------------------------
Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

no1


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
PemberDucky wrote:he has a crush on you.



we'll always have paris.


pandemonium remix long sleeve hoodie zip dance of the fireflies

pooflady


 quality posts: 22 Private Messages pooflady
no1 wrote:we'll always have paris.



Is that from the movie with Marlon Brando and butter?



Tomorrow - noun
A mythical land where I get all my stuff done.

AZGman


 quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman
pooflady wrote:Is that from the movie with Marlon Brando and butter?



You're thinking of "Last Tango in Paris." He's quoting "Casablanca."

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

kenney9226


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226
no1 wrote:oh man, my brackets already look like crap.
Quality Post!

bluetuba


 quality posts: 60 Private Messages bluetuba
taternuggets wrote:My guess is the size is more important than the position.


"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

Mavyn


 quality posts: 24 Private Messages Mavyn
pooflady wrote: Mine is more firm.
My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

dougall


 quality posts: 15 Private Messages dougall
dontwantaname wrote:I think I am entitled to get my apron plowed for free

jqubed


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed
no1 wrote:regardless, you should put it in the random quotes thread.
ⅉℚ Ninth Annual Woot! Bracketology | I'm Quality Peoples!

Skye — 1997-2007

dougall


 quality posts: 15 Private Messages dougall
hot72chev wrote:Virginia in the bullseye.



kenney9226


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226
briannanoob wrote:When I didn't have a boyfriend, I sometimes turned it on just so that I can rub against it. And if I'm really having a dry spell, I'd sit on it and let it vibrate me to The Promised Land.



Quality Post!

radi0j0hn


 quality posts: 130 Private Messages radi0j0hn

My God, this is the Internet distilled into one forum.

sillycatvalley.com
Like Lake Wobegon, but without the lake.

Mavyn


 quality posts: 24 Private Messages Mavyn
ThunderThighs wrote:PWA has a loose standard.

Thanks for understanding.



Because no one likes a whore with tight standards.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

ThunderThighs


 quality posts: 909 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

Mavyn wrote:Because no one likes a whore with tight standards.





TT's Schedule: Mon-Wed = Days; Thu-Fri = evening/nights
To contact Customer Service, use the SUPPORT form at the top of every woot page
••• ► Woot's Return Policy ◄ ••• ► Did you check your spam/junk folders for a CS reply?
CANCEL?? How to cancel your order in the first 2 hours!! - except orders with Woot-Off or expedited items

Mavyn


 quality posts: 24 Private Messages Mavyn
ThunderThighs wrote:



He tries.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

no1


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
kenney9226 wrote:I SWEAR ... oprah IS SOMEHOW WORTHY OF YOUR ATTENTION AND INTEREST.

... THE TRUTH.

I WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!

kind regards,

Kenny



pandemonium remix long sleeve hoodie zip dance of the fireflies

kenney9226


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226
FrostByte wrote:I'm in for the first time.
Quality Post!
↑ Back To Top
+ Add a Comment
RSS Feed
Woot Blog

Latest Posts

View All →