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pjr175


quality posts: 32 Private Messages pjr175

I am proudly serving on active duty in the US Air Force! My father, brother, and grandfather all have previously served in the military with the US Marine Corps, and on November 11th we observe Veterans Day. So, how about some military themed Bricks of Chocolate titles for November's WOOT-OFF! Here are the five US Armed Forces mottos with a "CRAP" flair:

Army: "CRAP We'll Defend"
("This We'll Defend")

Marines: "CRAPer Fidelis"
("Semper Fidelis")

Navy: "Not For Self CRAP For Country"
("Not For Self But For Country")

Air Force: "CRAP High ... Fly-CRAP-Win"
("Aim High ... Fly-Fight-Win")

Coast Guard: "Always CRAPPY"
("Always Ready")

***Disclaimer: These CRAP titles are in no way intended to discredit or dishonor ANY service of the US Military in anyway whatsoever!

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bonmaytilley


quality posts: 5 Private Messages bonmaytilley

Better late than never?

Candy Bars:
Reese's Peanut Butter Crappers
Snickcrappers
Crappy Way Bars
Crapleton Chew
Crappy Ruth
Mr. GoodCrap
Crappy Finger
KitCrap ("Gimme a break. Gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that KitCrap bar!")
*Sounded funnier in my head*

epinardianguardian


quality posts: 7 Private Messages epinardianguardian

Bandoleer of Carrots (I Miss Time Truck)


I miss Time Truck.

RyaHope


quality posts: 2 Private Messages RyaHope

Yay! You used me titles this time! Too bad I didn't get one :-(

6's
Senses
Smell the crap
Touch the crap
I see the crap
Hear that crap
Tastes like Crap
I have a sixth crappy sense
[TT: Used 6s Jan 2017][/quote]

musmagic


quality posts: 10 Private Messages musmagic

You're Killing Me Craps!
Do You Want S'mores Crap?
Crap For-Ev-Er
The Great Crapino!
The Colossus of Crap!
The Sulton of Crap!
You Play Ball Like a Crap!

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-mus

kathleen1966


quality posts: 37 Private Messages kathleen1966

2017 Oscar Nominees:

La La Crapland - La La Land
Hell or High Crappy
Hacksaw Crap
Arrival of Crap
ManCRAPtser by the sea
My Life as a Crappy Zuchini
Crap at Sea
A Man Crapped Ove
The Crapman
Borrowed time Oh crap!
Timecrap
The Crappy Book
Kubu and the two craps
Crapwater Horizon
Rogue One: A Star Wars Crap
The Crapper

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mikeymoe


quality posts: 11 Private Messages mikeymoe

Moon theme

Full crap
Craplight
Lunar crap
Crescent crap
Eclipse of the crap
Waning crap
Waxing crap
Once in a blue crap

kalee11


quality posts: 42 Private Messages kalee11

Soap Operas

The Young and the Crapless
General Crap Hospital
Craps of Our Lives
All My Craps
One Life to Crap
As the Crap Turns


jksquared


quality posts: 14 Private Messages jksquared

Nursery rhyme:

This little crap went to market
This little crap stayed home
This little crap had roast beef
This little crap had none
This little crap cried wee wee wee all the way home

dmw804


quality posts: 30 Private Messages dmw804

Spinal Crap
Fetty Crap
Crap Dance
Crap'n Crunch
The Crappining
A Crap in the Hand...
I Heart Crap
iCrap

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neinhalt


quality posts: 7 Private Messages neinhalt

Probably already been done, but
Social media:

FaceCrap
Craptter
Crapchat
instacrap
CrappedIn
Crap+
Crapblr
RedCrap
WhatsCrapp

kriste


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kriste

Characters from Willy Wonka.
1 Willy Wonkcrap
2 Charlie Crapket.
3 Crappa Joe.
4 Augustus Crap.
5 Violet BeaureCrap.
6 Verucrap Salt.
7 Mike Crapvee.
8 Arthur SlugCrap.

aferg1


quality posts: 1 Private Messages aferg1

Old Irish Drinking Songs

Crap O' My Heart
Finnegan's Crap
Old Dirty Crap
Another Dirty Crapping Song
Don't Go Crapping with Hobbits
Fiddler's Crap
I'll Go No More A-Crappin'
The Crapicorn
Crap of Kintyre
Crap the Night Away


Woot-themed

Flying Monkey Crap
Crap Delayed is Crap Multiplied
Crapping for Fun and Profit
Up All Night Crap
Just Can't Catch a Crap
F5'n for Crap














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kathleen1966


quality posts: 37 Private Messages kathleen1966

Gameday Crap

The Super Crap <---should be extra special

Roger Goodall <---PRETTY PLEASE CAN WE JUST HAVE THIS ONE TOMORROW!!


first crap down
second crap down
third crap down
forth crap down
Half Crap
Craps interference
Yellow Crap on the field
Red crap on the field
instant re-crap
Crap on the field stands!
Crap on the play has been overturned
Bad crap on the field
The QB has been Crapped
Crap Down!
Field Crap!
Crap Zone
50 yard crap
MVP Crap of the Year
Super Crap Ring
Intercraption
Halftime Crap
Footcrap game
To many craps on the field!
That was a bad crap
The Crap was Good!



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SummerCher


quality posts: 9 Private Messages SummerCher

Theme: Lies

Little White Crap
Falsehood Crap
Pathological Crapper
Alternative Fact Crap
Pants on Fire Crap

aferg1


quality posts: 1 Private Messages aferg1

Fish:

Carp
Crappie
Smelt crap
Solely crap
Crap sucker
Aholehole crap
Kingfish of crap
Floundering in crap

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SylvreKat


quality posts: 44 Private Messages SylvreKat

Crappy band instrument manufacturers

Bundy
Artley
Parrot
BandNow

(I suppose you actually can't do these for liability issues. Although it is truth. Sorry, been encountering too much garbage brands recently)

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SummerCher


quality posts: 9 Private Messages SummerCher

Gold
Heart of Crap
Fool's Crap
Pot of Crap
Crap Digger
All that Glitters is not Crap
Worth its Weight in Crap

drewcroa


quality posts: 36 Private Messages drewcroa

State Slogans:

Beyond Your Dreams, Within Your Reach; The Last Crap (Alaska)
Land of Crap (Illinois)
Life Changing; Fields of Crap (Iowa)
The Islands of Crap (Hawaii)
It Must Be Maine; The Way Crap Should Be (Maine)
Make It Yours; The Crap of America (Massachusetts)
Explore Minnesota; Land of 10,000 Craps (Minnesota)
Big Crap Country (Montana)
The Stage Is Set For Crap (Tennesee)

kathleen1966


quality posts: 37 Private Messages kathleen1966
drewcroa wrote:State Slogans:

Beyond Your Dreams, Within Your Reach; The Last Crap (Alaska)
Land of Crap (Illinois)
Life Changing; Fields of Crap (Iowa)
The Islands of Crap (Hawaii)
It Must Be Maine; The Way Crap Should Be (Maine)
Make It Yours; The Crap of America (Massachusetts)
Explore Minnesota; Land of 10,000 Craps (Minnesota)
Big Crap Country (Montana)
The Stage Is Set For Crap (Tennesee)



And my current state Live Free or Crap! New Hampshire

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daveinwarshington


quality posts: 100 Private Messages daveinwarshington

Labrador Recrapper
German Craphard
Rottcrapper
Crap Tzu
Craphauhau
Crapshire Terrier
Craphound

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 100 Private Messages daveinwarshington

Siamese Crap
Persian Crap
American Shortcrap
Bengal Crap
Hairless Crap
Manx Crap
Damn Crap

kathleen1966


quality posts: 37 Private Messages kathleen1966

New England Craps

New Crapland - New England
Crapachusetts - Massachusetts
Crap Island - Rhode Island
ConCrapticut - Connecticut
New Crapshire - New Hampshire
M'Crap'ine - Maine
Vercrap - Vermont

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cklun


quality posts: 43 Private Messages cklun

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daveinwarshington wrote:Tools:
Radial arm Crap
Crapdriver
Ball peen Crap
Circular Crap
Crap press
Crapti Meter
Adjustable endCrap
Crapgrips
Crap tape
Crapenters Pencil



where is the wrench?



"I NEVER EVER share garlic balls!"]

SylvreKat


quality posts: 44 Private Messages SylvreKat
drewcroa wrote:State Slogans:

Beyond Your Dreams, Within Your Reach; The Last Crap (Alaska)
Land of Crap (Illinois)
Life Changing; Fields of Crap (Iowa)
The Islands of Crap (Hawaii)
It Must Be Maine; The Way Crap Should Be (Maine)
Make It Yours; The Crap of America (Massachusetts)
Explore Minnesota; Land of 10,000 Craps (Minnesota)
Big Crap Country (Montana)
The Stage Is Set For Crap (Tennesee)



Pretty good, but might I suggest for Alaska--
Beyond Your Crap, Within Your Crap; The Last Crap

And you missed Kansas--Ad astra per crap
(because apparently "crap" is the same in either language.)

(for the more common) To the stars through crap

>'Kat

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daveinwarshington


quality posts: 100 Private Messages daveinwarshington

The Wizard of Crap
Follow the Crappy Brick Road
...and your little Crap too
Click your Crap together 3 times
We're off to see the Crap
If I only had a Crap
Lions & Tigers & Crap, Oh My
Ding Dong, the Crap is dead

Edit: Already done.
Never mind.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 1039 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

daveinwarshington wrote:The Wizard of Crap
Follow the Crappy Brick Road
...and your little Crap too
Click your Crap together 3 times
We're off to see the Crap
If I only had a Crap
Lions & Tigers & Crap, Oh My
Ding Dong, the Crap is dead



I think we've done Wizard of Oz.


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SummerCher


quality posts: 9 Private Messages SummerCher

Lines from Snoopy's Novel
It was a dark and crappy night.
Suddenly, a crap rang out!
A crap slammed.
The crap screamed.
Suddenly, a pirate crap appeared on the horizon!

LilFun


quality posts: 1 Private Messages LilFun

This one seems appropriate:

Random head banging on keyboard crap:

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dmw804


quality posts: 30 Private Messages dmw804
dmw804 wrote:Descriptives:
Craptastic
Crapalicious
Craptivating
Craptacular
Crappalling

[TT: Used 3/2017]


Celebrity(?):
Crappy Krapdashian
Justin Crapper

Oldies Music:
Oh Crappy Day
To Sir, With Crap
It's My Party and I'll Crap If I Want To
And Now It's Judy's Turn To Crap
InagaddadaCrappa
Bohemian Crapsody
867-53-Oh, Crap
You Light Up My Crap
How Deep is Your Crap
Jessie's Crap
Crappa-cadabra
When Doves Crap
Bridge Over Troubled Crap
A Hard Day's Crap



I just realized my titles have been chosen for today's crap. I am genuinely honored. It makes the crap I am surely soon to receive a bit less crappy in advance.

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Coogles


quality posts: 49 Private Messages Coogles

Sinatra songs...

Chicrapo
Come Crap with Me
Someone to Crap Over Me
Same Old Crapurday Night
(Love is) The Tender Crap
The Lady is a Crap
I've Got You Under My Crap
I Get a Crap Out of You

dmw804


quality posts: 30 Private Messages dmw804

My Crap
Your Crap
Their Crap
Our Crap
Everyone's Crap
Nobody's Crap

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dmw804


quality posts: 30 Private Messages dmw804

Dinner at Woot!:

First, a pre-meal Craperitif
Then comes the Crappetizer
Followed by a bowl of the Crap du jour
Main course, Crapioli
Dessert: Crap Apple Crapes

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AnniKat


quality posts: 20 Private Messages AnniKat

Putting Crap in Song titles in place of the word "Girl"

Craps just Want to Have Fun
Uptown Crap
Crap of my Dreams
Bobby's Crap
Cool Boyz & Beautifil Crapz\
Small Town Crap
For All The Craps I Have Loved
Crapz Power
My Dream Crap
Brown Eyed Crap

/\~/\- ))
>'x'< (( AnniKat
/ - \ _))

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dmw804


quality posts: 30 Private Messages dmw804

The Crapfather
Francis Ford Crappola
John Crapolta
Eric Crapton

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kathleen1966


quality posts: 37 Private Messages kathleen1966

CRUISE CRAPS
Allure of the Crap
Anthem of the Crap
Voyager of the Crap
Explorer of the Crap
Royal Crap
Crapnival
Majesty of the Crap
Regal Crap
Emerald Crap
Splendor Crap
Princess Crap

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zachrusswoot


quality posts: 6 Private Messages zachrusswoot

Netflix and Crap (Netflix and Chill theme)

Orange is the New Crap
Narcraps
Master of Crap
Bojack Horsecrap
House of Craps
Fuller Crap
Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Crap
Stranger Craps
Luke Crap
Crapline

kathleen1966


quality posts: 37 Private Messages kathleen1966


All in the Crap (All in the Family)
Crappy Friends (Friends)
Live from Crappy city, it's a crappy night!! (SNL)
Heeeerrrreeee's Crappy! (Here's Johnny, tonight show)
The Crap is Right!
Family Crap! (family Feud)
Hollywood Crap (Hollywood squares)
The Dating Crap (The Dating Game)
double oh crap (007)
America's crappiest video's
Full Crap (Full House)
Fuller Crap (Fuller House)
boy meets crap (boy meets girl)

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lichme


quality posts: 3920 Private Messages lichme

A Crappery Rhyme

One Two, Crap For You
Three Four, Crap Some More
Five Six, Crap has Shipped
Seven Eight, Crap Is Late
Nine Ten, Crap Again


[TT: I did a very similar one]

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baconlady


quality posts: 21 Private Messages baconlady

I don't know if pizza themed crap has been done before but if not here's my take on it.

Pizza topping themed crap:

Cheese Crap
Pepperoni Crap
Hawaiian Crap
Sausage Crap
BBQ Chicken Crap
Buffalo Chicken Crap
Chicken Alfredo Crap
Meat Lovers Crap
Veggie Lovers Crap
Everything Supreme Crap

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