kathleen1966


quality posts: 34 Private Messages kathleen1966

At last my love has come along
My lonely days are over and life is like a song, oh yeah
At last the skies above are blue
My heart was wrapped up clover the night I looked at you
I found a dream that I could speak to
A dream that I can call my own
I found a thrill to press my cheek to
A thrill I've never known, oh yeah
You smiled, you smiled oh and then the spell was cast
And here we are in Heaven
For you are mine at last

x 3

#LoVE

hot72chev


quality posts: 28 Private Messages hot72chev

"Have Love, Will Travel"

You never had a chance, did you baby
So good-looking, so insecure
And now you say you can't remember
When the lines you drew began to blur

Yeah, when all of this is over
Should I lose you in the smoke
I want you to know you were the one

And may my love travel with you everywhere
Yeah, may my love travel with you always

Maggie's still trying to rope a tornado
Joe's in the back yard trying to keep things simple
And the lonely dj's diggin' a ditch
Trying to keep the flames from the temple

Oh, and if perhaps I lose you
In the smoke down the road
I want you to know you were the one

And may my love travel with you everywhere
Yeah, may my love travel with you always

How about a cheer for all those bad girls
And all the boys that play that rock and roll
They love it like you love Jesus
It does the same thing to their souls

And when all of this is over
Should I lose you in the smoke
I want you to know that it's all right

And may my love travel with you everywhere
Yeah, may my love travel with you always

x12
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

moles1138


quality posts: 49 Private Messages moles1138

Living it up, it's a big kick
It's good for you
Watch the big freeze slip

Crack the jackpot
Get out of control
If you put yourself down
You'll never win

Get out of that hole
Keep your mind open
Your head up
You'll never ever get old

Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, yayaya
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, yayaya
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, yayaya
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, yayaya

Go!

Your whole world could change
If only you just broke through
Through the fears inside your head
'Cause your fears are doing nothing for you

Keep your head up, your mind open
You'll always come through
'Cause living it up, it's a big deal
It's good for you

Swap your dull grey thoughts
For fierce demands you can stand up to
Don't put yourself down, you'll never win
So let's all smash through

Through the fear of being real
Through the fear of being really you
'Cause living it up, it's a big deal
It's good for you

Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, yayaya
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, yayaya
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, yayaya
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, yayaya

Living it up, it's a big kick
It's good for you
Living it up, it's a big kick
It's good for you

Living it up, it's a big kick
It's good for you
Living it up, it's a big kick
It's good for you



I currently have the t-shirt on.

mbspell


quality posts: 41 Private Messages mbspell
moles1138 wrote:Living it up. It's a big kick
It's good for you
Watch the big freeze slip
Crack the jackpot, get out of control
If you put yourself down
You'll never win, get out of that hole
Keep your mind open, your head up
You'll never, ever get old

Go!

Your whole world could change
If only you just broke through
'Cause your fears are doing
Nothing for you
Keep your head up, your mind open
You'll always come through
'Cause living it up, it's a big deal
It's good for you

Swap your dull gray thoughts
For fierce demands you can stand up to
Don't put yourself down, you'll never win
So let's all smash through
Through the fear of being real
Through the fear of being really you
'Cause living it up, it's a big deal
It's good for you


I currently have the t-shirt on.



interrupting song list to say I LOVE THAT SONG!

also, do we just post any old song here, or does it have to relate to the previous song? (are there rules for this thread?)



moles1138


quality posts: 49 Private Messages moles1138
mbspell wrote:interrupting song list to say I LOVE THAT SONG!

also, do we just post any old song here, or does it have to relate to the previous song? (are there rules for this thread?)



From the first post (2005)...it is the song playing in your head.

Since I was wearing a Go! shirt I got at the Poptone concert it was in my head.

Wait...I'm missing some lyrics.
Edited

hot72chev


quality posts: 28 Private Messages hot72chev
mbspell wrote:interrupting song list to say I LOVE THAT SONG!

also, do we just post any old song here, or does it have to relate to the previous song? (are there rules for this thread?)



I have not been here since the beginning of this thread, but I have always played as if "there are no rules". Whatever song you are thinking about at the moment, for any reason, just put the lyrics up to share with all of us.

If anyone else does have some actual rules, please enlighten us.

x12
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 96 Private Messages daveinwarshington
hot72chev wrote:I have not been here since the beginning of this thread, but I have always played as if "there are no rules". Whatever song you are thinking about at the moment, for any reason, just put the lyrics up to share with all of us.

If anyone else does have some actual rules, please enlighten us.


Yes. Here's the rules:
No Running With Scissors while posting on this thread.


Here we go again
(High risk, high stakes, high hopes)
All lovers diving in
(Come in darling hold my hand)
No time to catch your breath
(High risk, high stakes, high hopes)
All lovers diving in
(Come in darling hold my hand)

I know it makes no sense
But if you wanna try
I know I wanna go
Yeah come along for the ride

Oh, I'm dancing in blizzards
Running with scissors
Always fighting off these giants
Oh, I'm dancing in blizzards
Running with scissors
Always fighting off these giants

Here we go again
(Higher, better, faster, stronger)
I need you I admit it
(Feed the monster, feel the hunger)
No time, no chance to waste
(Higher, better, faster, stronger)
I need you I admit it
(Feed the monster, feel the hunger)

I know it makes no sense
But if you wanna try
I know I wanna go
Yeah come along for the ride

Oh, I'm dancing in blizzards
Running with scissors
Always fighting off these giants
Oh, I'm dancing in blizzards
Running with scissors
Always fighting off these giants

Even if I'm hurting myself
Even if I'm losing my head
I keep, I keep, I keep
(Oh, I'm running with scissors)

Oh, I'm dancing in blizzards
Running with scissors
Always fighting off these giants

I keep, I keep, oh
I keep, I keep, I keep, oh
I keep, I keep, I keep, oh
I keep, I keep
Running with scissors

mbspell


quality posts: 41 Private Messages mbspell

thank you all for the help!

here is the latest song P is learning the bass for. he called from Japan this am and played it to me. last song I heard today.

his new year's resolution was to keep practicing bass. gonna be a long year.

When you close your eyes and go to sleep
And it's down to the sound of a heartbeat
I can hear the things that you're dreaming about
When you open up your heart and the truth comes out
You tell me that you want me
You tell me that you need me
You tell me that you love me
And I know that I'm right
Cuz I hear it in the night
I hear the secrets that you keep
When you're talking in your sleep
When I hold you in my arms at night
Don't you know you're sleeping in a spotlight
And all your dreams that you keep inside
You're telling me the secrets that you just can't hide
You tell me that you want me
You tell me that you need me
You tell me that you love me
And I know that I'm right
Cuz I hear it in the night
I hear the secrets that you keep
When you're talking in your sleep
When you close your eyes and you fall asleep
Everythng about you is a mystery
You tell me that you want me
You tell me that you need me
You tell me that you love me
And I know that I'm right
Cuz I hear it in the night
I hear the secrets that you keep
When you're talking in your sleep



hot72chev


quality posts: 28 Private Messages hot72chev

MBS - story about that song...when I was in college, one friend said her roommate made "eating sounds" in her sleep, and we changed the lyrics to:

I hear the munchies that you eat
When you're eatin' in your sleep

P.S. Great song to play bass on!

x12
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

mbspell


quality posts: 41 Private Messages mbspell
hot72chev wrote:MBS - story about that song...when I was in college, one friend said her roommate made "eating sounds" in her sleep, and we changed the lyrics to:

I hear the munchies that you eat
When you're eatin' in your sleep

P.S. Great song to play bass on!



LOL!!



hot72chev


quality posts: 28 Private Messages hot72chev

And if it's bad
Don't let it get you down, you can take it
And if it hurts
Don't let them see you cry, you can make it

Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head high
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head high

And if they stare
Just let them burn their eyes on you moving
And if they shout
Don't let it change a thing that you're doing

Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head high
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head high

Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up

Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head high
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head high

And if they stare
Just let them burn their eyes on you moving
And if they shout
Don't let it change a thing that you're doing

Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up

x12
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

moles1138


quality posts: 49 Private Messages moles1138

Shoulda posted this on Thanksgiving...




This song is called "Alice's Restaurant", and it's about Alice, and the restaurant, but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant. That's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song "Alice's
Restaurant"

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago on
Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the
Restaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the
Church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and
Fasha the dog. And living in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of
Room downstairs where the pews used to be in. Having all that room
Seeing as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn't
Have to take out their garbage for a long time

We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it would be
A friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So
We took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW Microbus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed
On toward the city dump

Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the Dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving". And we had never heard of a dump
Closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off
Into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage

We didn't find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the
Side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the
Cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile
Is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we
Decided to throw ours down

That's what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving
Dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't get up until the
Next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie. He said, "Kid
We found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of
Garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it." And
I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope
Under that garbage."

After speaking to Obie for about fourty-five minutes on the telephone we
Finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said that we had to go down
And pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the
Police officer's station. So we got in the red VW microbus with the
Shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the
Police officer's station

Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at
The police station, and the first was he could have given us a medal for
Being so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn't very likely, and
We didn't expect it, and the other thing was he could have bawled us out
And told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again
Which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer's station
There was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon, and we was
Both immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't think I
Can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid
Get in the back of the patrol car."

And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the
Quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of
Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop
Signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the
"Scene of the Crime" there was five police officers and three police cars
Being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to
Get in the newspaper story about it. And they was using up all kinds of
Cop equipment that they had hanging around the police officer's station
They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and
They took twenty-seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles
And arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each
One was, to be used as evidence against us. Took pictures of the approach
The getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that's not to
Mention the aerial photography

After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he was going to put
Us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your
Wallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting my
Wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you
Want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings." I
Said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?"
Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the
Toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown, and he took
Out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the
Toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape. Obie
Was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice
(remember Alice? It's a song about Alice), Alice came by and with a few
Nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back
To the church, had another thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat
And didn't get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten
Color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back
Of each one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up
And Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy
Pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he
Sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the
Twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows
And a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog
And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles
And arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry
Cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American
Blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the
Judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy
Pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each
One explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. And
We was fined $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but thats not
What I came to tell you about

Came to talk about the draft

They got a building down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street
Where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected
Neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one
Day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, so
I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. Because I wanted to
Look like the all-American kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted
To feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York
And I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all
Kinds of mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave
Me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the psychiatrist, room 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
Wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
Guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
He started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
Yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me
Sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

Didn't feel too good about it

Proceeded on down the hall gettin more injections, inspections
Detections, neglections and all kinds of stuff that they was doin' to me
At the thing there, and I was there for two hours, three hours, four
Hours, I was there for a long time going through all kinds of mean nasty
Ugly things and I was just having a tough time there, and they was
Inspecting, injecting every single part of me, and they was leaving no
Part untouched. Proceeded through, and when I finally came to the see the very
Last man, I walked in, walked in sat down after a whole big thing there
And I walked up and said, "What do you want?" He said, "Kid, we only got
One question. Have you ever been arrested?"

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alice's Restaurant Massacree
With full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that and all
The phenome... - and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, did you ever
Go to court?"

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-ten
Color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on
The back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want
You to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's
Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
Committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
Looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
Rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
They was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
Bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
Father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean and ugly
And nasty and horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
And said, "Kid, what did you get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
There, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
Said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand
And we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing
Father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
Bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of
Things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it
Up and said

"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-
Know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-
You-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-
Officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for
Forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had
Fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there
And I filled out the massacree with the four part harmony, and wrote it
Down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the
Pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the
Other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on
The other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the
Following words:

"KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?"

I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to
Ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm
Sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
Cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women
Kids, houses and villages after being a litterbug." He looked at me and
Said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints
Off to Washington."

And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a
Study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm
Singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
Situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if you're in a
Situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into
The shrink wherever you are, just walk in say "Shrink, You can get
Anything you want, at Alice's restaurant." And walk out. You know, if
One person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and
They won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony
They may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them
And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in
Singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an
Organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said
Fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and
Walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement

And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacree Movement, and
All you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the
Guitar

With feeling. So we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and
Sing it when it does. Here it comes

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud
I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it
For another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired

So we'll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four part
Harmony and feeling

We're just waiting for it to come around is what we're doing

All right now

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Excepting Alice
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Da da da da da da da dum
At Alice's Restaurant

mbspell


quality posts: 41 Private Messages mbspell

There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost
But you'll never see the end of the road
While you're traveling with me

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

Now I'm towing my car, there's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof
In the paper today tales of war and of waste
But you turn right over to the T.V. page

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

Now I'm walking again to the beat of a drum
And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart
Only shadows ahead barely clearing the roof
Get to know the feeling of liberation and release

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

Don't let them win (hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now)
Hey now, hey now
Don't let them win (they come, they come)
Don't let them win (hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now



daveinwarshington


quality posts: 96 Private Messages daveinwarshington

"A Pub With No Beer"

Oh it's-a lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the campfire at night, we'll hear the wild dingoes call
But there's-a nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear
Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer

Now the publican's anxious for the quota to come
And there's a faraway look on the face of the bum
The maid's gone all cranky and the cook's acting queer
Oh, what a terrible place is a pub with no beer

Then the stockman rides up with his dry dusty throat
He breasts up to the bar and pulls a wad from his coat
But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer
As the barman says sadly, "The pub's got no beer"

Then the swaggie comes in, smothered in dust and flies
He throws down his roll and rubs the sweat from his eyes
But when he is told, he says, "What's this I hear?
I've trudged fifty flamin' miles to a pub with no beer"

Now there's a dog on the v'randa, for his master, he waits
But the boss is inside, drinking wine with his mates
He hurries for cover and he cringes in fear
It's no place for a dog 'round a pub with no beer

And old Billy the blacksmith, the first time in his life
Why he's gone home cold sober to his darling wife
He walks in the kitchen, she says, "You're early, Bill dear"
But then he breaks down and tells her the pub's got no beer

Oh, it's hard to believe that there's customers still
But the money's still tinkling in the old ancient till
The wine buffs are happy and I know they're sincere
When they say they don't care if the pub's got no beer

So it's-a lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the campfire at night, we'll hear the wild dingoes call
But there's-a nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear
Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer

hot72chev


quality posts: 28 Private Messages hot72chev

Ooh-oo child
Things are gonna get easier
Ooh-oo child
Things'll get brighter
Ooh-oo child
Things are gonna get easier
Ooh-oo child
Things'll get brighter
Some day, yeah
We'll put it together and we'll get it all done
Some day
When your head is much lighter
Some day, yeah
We'll walk in the rays of a beautiful sun
Some day
When the world is much brighter

x12
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

WoosterRooster


quality posts: 2 Private Messages WoosterRooster

One fine day as I was a-walkin' down the street
Spied a beggar man with rags upon his feet
Took a penny from my pocket
In his tin cup I did drop it
I heard him say as I made my retreat
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
"May an elephant caress you with his toes"
"May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose"
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
The laundry man is really on his toes
Found a hundred-dollar bill among my clothes
When he called me I came a-runnin'
Gave him back his dime for phonin'
I heard him sayin' as I turned to go
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
"May an elephant caress you with his toes"
"May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose"
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
I was way behind one day to catch the train
Taxi driver said "We'll make it just the same"
The speed cop made it with us
And as he wrote out the ticket
I stood by politely a-waitin' for my change
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
"May an elephant caress you with his toes"
"May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose"
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
"May an elephant caress you with his toes"
"May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose"
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"

I'm Wooster, the Woot Rooster