My Rocky Mountain Crap arrived and Wootbot sent to me:
1 x 2XL Anvil Woot Shirt, tree-ish in nature
1 x Mosquito Head Net; they'll never get me now!
1 x Pack of Majestic Moose cards; now we know that the people who were sacked after sacking the first group gave up on film and went into photography.
1 x Blue Woot Bag
1 x Crappy ice-scraper; hopefully it can scrape the sunshine off my windshield too.
1 x Life Charge power bank; non-operable, cable free. It does produce a pretty blinking blue light when powered on, so that's something.
1 x SadoTech wireless doorbell to go next to the Ring doorbell that I purchased on Woot
1 x Woot Monkey with the blue cape!
1 x Plastic goblet that my daughter immediately latched onto, so fancy!
1 x Box of "flavor savers", thankfully not ripped off of men's faces.
1 x Bag of reusable bags. Nothing says conservation like ironic packaging.
1 x Corvette mouse that doesn't have a dongle or cord and looks rather used. The 3 year old was still thrilled with it.
1 x Camera strap
1 x 3 Pack of loofas
2 x Shower curtains; whose manufacturer makes fantastic use of the word, "Specifical". I dare you to use it in a sentence any better then them!
1 x Patent Poster for a Gameboy. Now I have a constant reminder of my parents constant denial to get me one because they didn't want video games in our house; who then turned around and bought one for my younger sister; oh, and don't think I don't remember that Sega game gear that little bro got too. Seriously?!? I'm not bitter or anything, I mean, it's just a stupid toy from the past. I'm over it, really. You just have to come to terms with the fact that life isn't always fair or make sense, and that younger siblings always benefit from the grinding away that you do on your parents. I'm just saying that somehow, someway, Woot reached into my soul and hit a nerve. Where's that plastic goblet, I might need it here shortly.
Items not appearing in this purchase: Texas air, TT Stinkers, Used textbooks, GI Fridge Magnets, llamas, iPad Mini Cases, and all the things that everyone else is disappointed to receive, but that I think would have been really awesome to receive in a bureau of curiosities.
A special thanks to TT, Kristen, and the entire Woot crew for putting on this exceptional production!